today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
ok but this seems adorable to me
like kids at lunch
this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM
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god bless the man who will marry my psycho ass one day
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If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.
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WHERE THE FUCK DID BENNETT GO
WHERE THE FUCK DID NICKI GO
WHERE THE FUCK DID RUBY ROSE COME FROM
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ALEX AT THE END
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE END?THIS
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when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE
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